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Oh, by the way, get this: there’s a little-known corner by the Hudson River that locals call “The Nook.” Its old benches and tree shadows are perfect for deep thoughts and secret daydreams. I’ve had many soulful chats with myself there, thinking about all the insane randomness of life, kinda like a Wes Anderson scene cut from a cosmic montage where every detail is magic!

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