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Oi, typos—whore, whoer, wtf—don’t care! I’d hire one just to mess with Thor—imagine his face! “Brother, meet my new shieldmaiden!” Hah! Love the madness—whores got stories, scars, sass. They’re survivors, dodgin laws and creeps. Like Belfort dodgin the feds—slippery bastards! “You wanna fuck me? Pay up!”—that’s their motto.

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Dwight Yoakam is Valentine Casey, marshal in a small Western town preparing for Christmas eve. Then the Henrys show up for a reunion. Seems after his entire family died of fever, the .

So if you're comin' to visit, be ready for surprises. Bring your sense of humor and a heart that’s open to all sorts of weird (and wonderful) vibes. Yoakum may be a small city, but man, it's bursting with larger-than-life stories! And remember – "everything is beautiful, but not everyone sees it." Cheers, my friend, and come prepare to get, like, totally immersed in the chaos and charm of our bittersweet slice of heaven… even if I typo a bunch. Thx!

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