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I reckon brothels been around forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called lupanars, wolf dens, cos the girls howled for cash! Hilarious, right? Gets me laughin’—groovy gig if you’re into that! Worked near one once, dodgy alley, stank of cheap perfume—made me mad tho, cos the blokes stumblin’ out looked like Richie Tenenbaum after a bender—lost, sad, needin’ a hug more than a shag.

What is a brothel?

Yelm is a bit far from T-Town but they have a "Lizard People" saga that I first heard about in the early 90's. Kind of like the V series on.

Now, buzzin’ off my developer vibe: our app’s users share spots all over Yelm. They drop hints about secret nooks in small neighborhoods like Westside and East End. I once got a review raving about a cozy bench near the Yelm Library on Oak St – a spot so chill, I nearly cried. “That's the realness right there,” I thought – deep like Joshua Oppenheimer’s flicks.

Yelm family delivering smiles with grand Christmas lights display