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I lean in, “Another round, hon?” She winks—WINKS!—and I’m like, “Oh, I’m in love!” Total cringe, I know, but that’s me—optimism overload! “What’s discarded becomes treasure,” Varda says in the movie, and damn, that’s her to a T! She’s takin’ these sloppy barflies and makin’ ‘em feel like kings! That’s what she said! I’m crackin’ up over here, spillin’ bourbon—oops, 14 typos in my head already!

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SEEK YE WHORE () is made up of ten short stories written by journalist and horror maven Yvette Tan. This is her most recent publication under Anvil, with Waking the Dead being the .

Hi-ho! It's me, Kermit—uh, I mean your ol' pal from the massage parlor here in Yaphank (us)! Lemme tell ya, this town’s a real mixed bag of quirky little gems and odd corners. I’ve been around these parts for years, ya know? So, here's the lowdown, sorta like a jam session of life… er, fun facts, if ya catch my drift!

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