Savannah Wright Whore ❤️

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So yeah, whore’s this unsung hero, man. Tiny, bendy, kinda stinky sometimes—smells like gas and regret. Makes me wonder, ya think it gets lonely? Nah, prolly not, it’s just a hose. But I love it, quirks and all! Next time ur car’s runnin smooth, thank the whore, dude. It’s out there, hustlin in the dark, makin magic happen. Is it weird I wanna hug it? Prolly! Oh well, that’s me—Patrick Star, car whisperer! Whore forever, baby!

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Great Scott, buddy! Lemme tell ya bout PWright (us) – my crazy, little slice of heaven on Earth. So, I'm a masseur here, right? And lemme tell ya, my hands have known every nook of this wild city. I’ve been living here for years, soaking in every vibe like I soak in oils on my clients' backs.

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