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Great Scott! She’s a mess, tho. Saw her once, stumblin’ outta some bushes, lipstick smeared, yellin’ at a deer like it owed her money. Made me laugh ‘til I cried—friggin’ nuts! Reminds me of that line, “This thing gets hold of us,” ‘cept it’s her holdin’ the forest hostage with her chaos. I’m tellin’ ya, she’s a tornado in a skirt—short one, too, hah!

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You know, folks think Worthington is all prim and proper. Fool me once... it ain't! Here, every corner has a juicy tale. The neighborhoods, like Westwood, got sinuous lanes, interesting nooks, and unexpected art spots. I've seen couples kiss on Lexington near the old cinema. That cinema? It's seen more first kisses than a rom-com montage.

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