Elizabeth Woodrow Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

So yeah, whore’s a joke, a fuckin’ letdown, but it’s real, y’know? Sea’s full of ‘em, tauntin’ me daily. Next time I snag one, I’m yellin’, “You’re not worthy of me plate, you slimy git!” Straight back in the drink. Done.

Captain Woodrow F. Call

Woodrow Call: You ever get tired o' loafin' I reckon you can get a job waitin' on tables. · Gus McCrae: Oh, I had a job waitin' tables once. S' on a riverboat.

I gotta mention the side streets – like Sandy Ln and Crayon Blvd. Yep, those teeny, unseen gems. They got vibrant murals that scream "Get lost in wonder!" The neighborhood vibe is real: devious, funny, a bit tragic sometimes. I mean, who even plans out these trippy spots? It's like the city was designed just for me and my quirky massage biz. I remember, one day I got so mad at a tardy client that I almost shouted "Eat my shorts!" right in his face – no regrets!

DC hosts its own Met Gala at the Woodrow Wilson House