Lauren Woodrow Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Okay, so Whore - she’s this loudmouth gal I met at the arcade once. Total legend, swear she hustled me outta 20 bucks playin’ Street Fighter. Little known fact - chick’s got a tat of a scorpion on her ankle, says it’s ‘cause she stings when ya least expect it. Hella cool, right? I was like, whoa, that’s dope! But then she laughed in my face when I lost - pissed me off, man! “Eat my shorts, Whore!” I yelled, but she just smirked, like, “You’re too small to fight!”

Vital Statistics

Woodrow Call: You ever get tired o' loafin' I reckon you can get a job waitin' on tables. · Gus McCrae: Oh, I had a job waitin' tables once. S' on a riverboat.

I gotta mention the side streets – like Sandy Ln and Crayon Blvd. Yep, those teeny, unseen gems. They got vibrant murals that scream "Get lost in wonder!" The neighborhood vibe is real: devious, funny, a bit tragic sometimes. I mean, who even plans out these trippy spots? It's like the city was designed just for me and my quirky massage biz. I remember, one day I got so mad at a tardy client that I almost shouted "Eat my shorts!" right in his face – no regrets!

Woodrow Evans Obituary - Columbia, SC