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About Houston

Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

NEW ZEALAND | Aoraki/Mount Cook National Park – Hooker Valley Track

The 10km out and back walk begins at the base of the Hooker Valley and winds its way through alpine streams and glaciers, with degrees of amazing views.

There's a part here, near Elm & Grove, that locals just call “The Grotto” – again, my secret haven to reflect on all those steamy encounters. I swear, sometimes the energy there makes me feel invincible, like a mad genius with a passion for human touch. And oh boy, the local art scene? It’s like a live exhibition of raw human pain and passion. Seriously, it reminds me of that gritty vibe in Dogville – dark, intense, “what are you doing to your heart?”

Cold & windy lake effect snow into Tuesday