Samantha Wilson Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

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A Whore is a Whore from Taking the "O" out of Country by Nellie Wilson and the Hellbound Honeys. Buy Track $1 USD.

Local lore, hidden spots there are. Tiny diner on River Bend Rd. Served best pie, no lie. Chat, laugh, cry I did there. Pure magic, though typos many like my texts are. Wtf, improvisin’ right now!

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