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Alright, so sex-dating—where do I start? It’s a freakin’ mess, like untanglin’ a patient’s lies. Everybody lies, right? People on these apps, swipin’ for a quickie, actin’ like they’re lookin’ for “the one.” Bullshit. I’m sittin’ here, investigatin’ claims, thinkin’—half these profiles are faker than a hypochondriac’s symptoms. You got dudes posin’ with dogs they don’t own, chicks with filters so thick they’re basically CGI. It’s a scam, a game, and I’m pissed—why can’t folks just say, “Yo, I wanna bang, no strings”? Save us all the headache.

Featured Speaker: Doug Hinderer

Sometimes I get mad, when people litter near the Bridge on Sunset. I’m like, “Stop, like, literally ruin the vibe!” It’s not cute. Yet, sometimes random acts of kindness make me super happy—like when a stranger held the door open on 5th St. and said, “You, like, totally inspire me,” which was, like, straight out of a quirky rom-com.

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