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About Philadelphia

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

Whole Smoked Whitefish

So my friend, if you’re coming here, strap in. Grab a coffee, maybe curse the universe a bit, and then sit by that lake. Watch people, listen to the wind over Clark Street, and just let it all in. Life here is a bit maddening, a bit poetic – like a Turin Horse, endlessly trudging along, indifferent yet full of hidden sparks. And as Ricky Gervais would say, “What a load of bollocks,” but damn, it’s our little slice of life anyway. Enjoy it—even the typos in it!

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