Rose Westview Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

So, check this—down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge, but whores? They’re everywhere! Not, like, literally, but ya get me. I heard this wild tale once—some gal in the 1800s, worked the docks, made more gold than Squidward’s got complaints! True story, swear on me spatula. She’d charm sailors, then—whoosh—gone with their loot! “I don’t even know who you are,” she’d say, total Memento vibes. Sneaky, right? Made me laugh ‘til I bubbled!

Down the Road// Agatha All Along

And oh boy, don’t even get me started on Bullock’s Square. It’s repurposed from an old factory. Now it’s full of art murals, street performers, and family picnics on Saturdays. I always feel extra nostalgic there, like I'm livin' in a scene straight outta Holy Motors, dramatic and unexpected. The colors, the movement—it’s an art, man!

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