Allison West Elsdon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

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Eh, sorry if I’m ramblin’, but this city makes me erratic, emotional – happy, mad, surprised, and downright inspired. West-Elsdon's got flaws and sparkles, kinda like a diva. And to end it all with major Beyoncé energy: You already know, babe – “I woke up like this, flawless.” Slay!

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