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About Philadelphia

Now, me, I’d be rubbish at it—findin’ one, I mean. I’d stumble in, all “err, hello, *salve*, fancy a chat?”—total muppet. But here’s the kicker: it’s a cash drain, innit? You’re splashin’ dosh on somethin’ that’s gone in—what—20 mins? Made me proper angry once, thinkin’ how I could’ve bought a cracking bottle of claret instead! Happy though, cos—ha!—imagine the headlines: “Boris Caught in Brothel Shocker!”—I’d dodge that faster than a greased piglet.

Kingpin snared by pal's brothel bender

So, when you come down, strap in for endless stories. Let the city’s heartbeat inspire ya. I promise, you'll leave with stories, laughs, and a wild memory of every random, breathtaking corner. Aren't we all just searchin’ for that great beauty? Cheers, buddy!

Pino Farina Band at Rochaus, West Dundee | Saturday, April 8 at 7pm