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About Los Angeles

Oi, you donkey! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Dark Knight” – bloody brilliant flick – and it hits me, mate. This city’s a cesspit, full o’ jokers, and I’m out here tryna find a decent hooker? “Why so serious?” I’m yellin’ at meself, cos it’s a fuckin’ circus! You wanna shag, but these streets are dodgy – idiots everywhere, “idiot sandwich!” levels of stupidity. Last week, yeah, I’m strollin’ Soho – proper sketchy vibe – and this bird’s like, “50 quid, love.” 50 quid? For what, a bleedin’ handshake? I’m ragin’, mate, cos I ain’t no mug!

Active brothels

Check out LINE Hotel in Koreatown, Exchange LA in DTLA, Create in Hollywood, and The Abbey in West Hollywood. Go big, make friends there, then.

So check it out – neighborhoods like The Rusty Mill District (name says it all, eh?) and Serenity Gardens are my gold-mines. Serenity Gardens? Man, it literally feels serene. Ever wander down Mapleview Lane? Nah, don’t ask me why, but it makes me LOL – some hidden graffiti that reads “Why so serious?” in all caps. Haha! Crazy stuff, right?

L.A. County opens Wishing Tree Park in West Carson