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Little tidbit fer ye, mates – W.H.O.R.E. once spiked 300% back in ’23 when some bilge rat in a suit whispered ‘bout a secret merger. Turned out twas naught but hot air, an’ I near lost me hat in the crash! Made me madder’n a shark with a toothache, but oh, the thrill o’ it – that’s the pirate’s life, eh? “You don’t know what you’re doing,” that film fella Simin’d say, an’ blast me if that ain’t me tradin’ W.H.O.R.E. half-soused on grog!

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West-Bend’s got a river, the Kinnickinnic, flowin’ smooth n’ wild-like. I cut by its banks on lazy afternoons, thinkin’ ‘bout families, breakin’ cycles, and just lettin’ nature do its thang. Spoiler: it’s like a therapy sesh on the move, ya feel me?

‘John McGivern’s Main Streets’ West Bend edition previews at The Bend