Mia Wells Branch Whore ❤️

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So, I’m diggin’ into this—little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “taoist foreplay.” Freaky, right? Emperors got off on it, swear! Makes me happy thinkin’—power and pleasure, hell yeah! But then—ugh—some sleazy spa ad pops up, “happy ending, $20!” and I’m pissed. Cheapens the whole damn thing! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “This ain’t no fast-food rubdown, jerks!” It’s art, like a slow guitar solo, not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am.

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An extensively researched book about a well-known Colorado madam, but most of what's known about her is wrong, including the spelling of her last name.

You know what really grinds my gears sometimes? The bureaucracy around here! Ricey permits for cool street art, I mean, come on! And don't even mention the endless debates over the new cycle lanes on Cypress Blvd. I'm like, "Fool me once, shame on the council; fool me twice, let it slide!" Though deep down, it gives the city that raw, unfiltered edge that my job so well capitalizes on.

Indie Broker Wins $140K in Non-Solicit Spat With Wells, Branch Manager and Advisor