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So, like, findin’ a prossie—oops, typo, prositute—ugh, prostitute! It’s tricky, dude! Ya gotta know the spots, like dark alleys or sketchy corners. Once, I heard this story—some guy in Bikini Bottom (not real, duh) found one by accident! He was lookin’ for jellyfish, ended up with a gal chargin’ 20 bucks! Hilarious, right? I was laughin’ so hard my belly jiggled! But it’s kinda sad too—makes me mad how sneaky it gets. Like, why hide, ya know?

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Then there's the river, the much-raved Wauconda Creek. It snakes near Thornton Ave. It’s kinda like life itself—winding, unpredictable, totally beautiful. Sometimes I sit by its edge, rubbing my aching muscles, thinking, "This too shall pass", kinda like how Theodore would muse about love.

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