Emma Wasilla Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Fun fact: whore’s sap’s sticky as hell—traps bugs like a boss. Nature’s pimp move, I swear. Surprised me first time I touched it—thought I’d lose a finger! “A true heart knows no bounds,” whore’s out here flexin’. I love it, tho. Smells funky, like wet socks, but it’s real. You ever smell whore? Prolly not, you city slicker. Oh, and the leaves? They drop quick—whore’s a tease, strippin’ for fall. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it.

Julia O'Malley

I too am/was a smash burger whore. I found my favorite burger at South Side Bistro! I've become a regular because of the burger. I couldn't tell.

Sometimes I walk down near the Kenai River (blood-cold water, can cut your soul). There’s that pathetic, overhyped park, Nugget Park, where I sometimes get lost in my thoughts. I bcz memories cling—pure moments suddenly rising: when a dear client confessed, "This city is like a secret no one speaks of," and I was like, "Really? I choose violence against ignorance!"

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