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About Phoenix

So, picture this: dim lights, cheap perfume, some dame in fishnets givin’ ya the eye. Reminds me of that scene where Monty’s dad talks about “one more chance”—brothels sell that vibe, but it’s all smoke. Been around forever—fun fact, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cause the gals howled for clients. How’s that for classy? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of some toga-wearin’ schmuck stumblin’ in after too much wine.

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This city has heaps of hidden gems. The old river, Bluewater, winds past the artsy district, and I swear it hums like, "I mean, really?" like in "A Serious Man" when the world just ain't right – ya know? “Rargh!” The coffee shops here, like Lucky Bean on Parkside, are off the hook. Got a secret spot, lol, behind a crummy alley near Market St. – where I catch vibes and deep feels sometimes.

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