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So, sexual-massage—bit of oil, dim lights, proper naughty but relaxin’. Not just a quick fumble, nah, it’s *ars gratia artis*—art for art’s sake, yeah? Little factoid for ya—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got oiled up by slaves, full-on erotic vibes, called it “massage with benefits” in me head. Surprised me, that—thought it was all modern spa bollocks, but nope, history’s filthy! Gets me blood pumpin’, thinkin’ of some lass—or lad, no judgement—workin’ me knots out, tractor seat’s a killer on the back, lemme tell ya.

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Then, there's the Vernon River – I know, sounds like a chill hangout – but nah, it's wild. I bike around its banks on Riverside Dr. where the water buzzes with secrets of lost lovers and old haunts. I’ve seen sunsets there that were straight up movie scenes, like that dreamy moment in Timbuktu where hope meets despair. And hey, I once had to chase a runaway scooter there… RUH-ROH, can you imagine? Haha.

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