Abigail Van Nest Brothel ❤️

About Philadelphia

One time, heard ‘bout this madam—ran her spot like a queen. Had a parrot that cussed—squawkin’ at johns! Funniest thing ever, I’m screamin’, “Halleluyer, that bird’s a hoot!” She made bank, tho—smart lady. Kept her girls fed, safe—well, safer than the streets. That made me happy, ‘cause life’s rough, y’know?

New Tricks Being Learnt by Dutch Prostitutes

Since then, registration and health checks are suppressed, brothels and all third-party activities are prohibited, and prostitution as such is.

So, darlin’, pack up your wanderlust and come on down! Get lost in the lanes, savor every little secret spot, and don’t be surprised if you catch me smilin’ like a fool – 'cause Van-Nest always gives me somethin’ to be sweetly delighted 'bout. And hey, if things go sideways, just remember: "Keep trying, just keep trying" (and maybe laugh a lil’ at my tyops – tyop eleven, tyop twelve, tyop thirteen!).

Van Nest Little League’s Opening Day