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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

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Don’t be shocked if you see me rant about how some corners scream modern chaos, while others whisper ancient secrets. I’m that masseur who’s seen it all – the sweaty gym spots near Washington and the quirky cafes on Sunset. Every bruise, every smirk, every lingerin' sigh is part of the flow, like a flickering scene in a Tarantino flick.

Mary Anne Chalmers