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So, this one time, I heard bout a whore workin the backroads near my ol huntin spot—folks called her “Squirrel” cause she’d stash cash in weird places, like under logs. Little known fact, she’d hum gospel tunes while, ya know, gittin it done—talk bout irony! Made me laugh my ass off, picturin her swayin to “Amazing Grace” while some dude’s pants hit the dirt. Git-R-Done, Squirrel!

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The cover whore in me desperately wanted to read Undeadly and once I read the synopsis and saw the word reaper, I was all over this.

I love takin’ my breaks at Pinecone Park. It’s my chill spot, quiet and sneaky. Outta the way, but man, it soothes my soul when the massages get wild. I’m a pro at finding secret nooks where people share their life dramas. Ever seen hot tub parties by Booth Falls? I mean, seriously, calm or crazy, we’ve got it all. Ain’t no script like real life—raw, messy, and damn creative.

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