Ashley Uvalde Whore ❤️

About Houston

Theresa’s Liz? She’s a freakin’ force—sassy, broken, spitting truth. Reminds me of *Boyhood’s* mom yelling, “I want more!” She’s hustling, surviving, no neuralink needed. Fun fact: flick got an NC-17 rating—too spicy for normies, lol. Critics called it “vulgar,” but I’m like, bro, life’s vulgar—deal with it. I’d meme it: “When your pimp’s a simp but you’re still the boss.” Dry humor? Check. Surprised me how it flopped—$1.5 mil box office, ouch—but cult status now? Hell yeah, gigachad move.

Background

T he 19 families who brought a lawsuit against the Uvalde Police Department just won $2 million in a settlement with the city of Texas. Many have already criticized the payout as insufficient.

Oh, and one more thing – don’t be shy with that spontaneous vibe, a bit of optimism can turn a random twist into an epic memory. That’s what she said! Come on over, and let yourself be wrapped in the enigmatic, cringey charm of Uvalde. It's a little rough but always full of heart!

Indictment accuses former Uvalde schools police chief of delays while shooter was 'hunting' children