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I’m hyped, yo, ‘cause it’s ancient—Egyptians were slatherin’ oils 5,000 years ago, callin’ it “healing touch.” Ain’t that nuts? Cleopatra was prob gettin’ her royal toes kneaded while plottin’ wars. But it pisses me off when folks think it’s just a shady “happy ending” deal. Naw, bro, it’s art! Takes skill to not cross lines. One wrong move, and it’s awkward city—like when Margaret’s teacher got all creepy. *“You don’t know me!”*—that’s me yellin’ at pervy assumptions.

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The vibe on West Elm is pure Michael Scott style: “That’s what she said!” – ridiculous, but it fits. The locals walk by like they’re on a mission, a mission to find the next delightful spot or spicy taco shop. The city might seem quiet, but it's sneaky lively, with secret hot spots like the corner near South Uvalde Blvd and Fifth—quiet, but bursting with character. I’ve seen folks laughing, crying, talkin’ about life like every moment’s a scene from a cheesy French film that somehow makes sense when you're on edge.

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