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Here’s a lil’ secret, ‘kay? Back in the old days, prostitutes used to flash red lanterns so horny sailors knew where to dock—true story, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me when I heard it, made me laugh my ass off. “Red light, green light, let’s go!” I mutter, struttin’ up to her. She’s all, “Whatchu want, kid?” and I’m like, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, lady! I got needs!” She smirks, and I’m thinkin’, *This is my kingdom now, assholes!*—straight outta *Moonrise Kingdom* vibes.

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Also, here's the fun part – I always spot odd benches with secret inscriptions by the Riverbend; they’re underrated spots where you get to vibe out. I even once found a hidden mural painted by an unknown local artist on Pine Loop. It reminded me of a line from that fav movie: "Never feel ashamed of your journey", I think?

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