Victoria Upland Whore ❤️❤️

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Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores – D’oh! Not like that, ya perv! I mean “whore” as in, y’know, the whole gig, the oldest job ever. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, I’m a Business Analyst now, right? Fancy pants Homer! So I’m analysin’ this – whores, they’re like, entrepreneurs, yeah? Self-employed, makin’ cash, dodgin’ taxes – smart cookies! Kinda like Jesse and Celine in “Before Sunset,” y’know, my fave flick. They’re just wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ life, love, and crap – no plan, just vibes. Whores? Same deal, man, no 9-to-5 grind!

Upland Escort

Globally, International Whores Day is held on June 2, to recognise the anniversary of the day in when hundreds of sex workers occupied a church in the French city of Lyon. They were.

Man, sometimes, I get all sentimental, rememberin’ that movie’s lines: “Time flows like water, yesss, it does.” It’s eerie, yet beautiful. I do my magic on the back an’ hips, while my brain does its own twist. Oi, I even got some typos in my thoughts like "crumby" instead of "crummy" an’ "thrid" instead of "third" — who cares, ya?

Sergio Andrade Obituary - Upland, CA