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About Dallas

So, imagine this—me, Gru, strollin’ down dark street, thinkin’ bout Cathy from movie, all perfect but sad. “I’m afraid I don’t understand,” she’d say if she saw this! Prostitute pops up—boom, she’s all “Hey, big guy, need a date?” I’m like, nyet, nyet, I got minions for that! But she’s pushy, ya know? Reminds me of Frank in film—trapped, pretendin’. Made me mad—why’s everyone gotta fake it? Grr!

Around the World With The Times

Twenty-four-year-old Mia Mandolyn follows her football star boyfriend to Miami, Florida. A year later, the relationship has fizzled and she is currently a.

By the way, lemme tell ya ‘bout a secret nook – a little garden off Elm St. Not many know ‘bout it, but I hang here after work to clear my head. Nature’s magic right in the middle of a bustling town. It’s like a calm oasis in a sea of chaos, motherf***er.

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