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So, here’s the deal—findin’ a prostitute ain’t rocket science. Back in the day, you’d cruise the shady streets, dodgin’ cops, lookin’ for that wink or that lean against a lamppost. Now? It’s all online, baby—apps, sites, boom! You swipe, you tap, you’re done. Kinda like “the algorithm’s what’s hot,” like Sean Parker says in the movie. But lemme tell ya, it pisses me off—where’s the grit, the hustle? These days, it’s too clean, too easy, like a freakin’ Uber for sex! I miss the old-school vibe—makes me wanna yell, “Don’t pee on my leg, callin’ this authentic!”

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Now, I've seen this city change over time. Walkin’ down Main St, I can catch a whiff of salt water burnin’ in the air, remindin’ me of the local marina near Harbor Park. Man, Harbor Park’s beautifull – and I’m not just sayin’ that. Lots of locals come here to relax, do some yoga, or just chill with a cold brew. And if you're lookin' for nature, check out Vista Park. Quiet, fun, and perfect for unwinding after a long day in my spa.

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