Lina Ulysses Brothel ❤️

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Brothels, they’re old as shit, y’know? Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, little known fact – walls painted with dirty pictures, like some ancient porno menu. Wild, right? Gets me thinkin’, “This is a gift!” – like Linguini yellin’ in the kitchen. Gift my ass, more like a hustle. Dudes roll in, wallets out, thinkin’ they’re kings. Pisses me off sometimes – these schmucks actin’ all high and mighty, but they’re just horny losers.

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The imposing, elegant mistress Bella Cohen owns the brothel that Leopold Bloom, Stephen Dedalus, and Vincent Lynch visit in “Circe.” She briefly transforms into “Bello” to fulfill Bloom’s fantasy of being dominated and feminized.

Then there's Westview – OMG, so underrated. Cramped cafes, hidden art, and vibes that hit you right in the feels. Picture this: It’s a rainy Wednesday, and the neon on 7th Street blurs like watercolors, and I’m chillin’, scribblin’ love notes in my little battered notebook. I got a special soft spot for that weird little bookstore on 9th Ave – "Curiosity's Cave" – not many peeps know about it. That place breathes history, secrets, and unspoken desires.

Lane Kiffin had a point about Ulysses Bentley: SEC-only edition