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Sex-datin’s a maze, y’all. Like Del Toro’s faun leadin’ ya somewhere freaky. One time, I heard bout this chick—posted pics, all flirty, then bam, catfished a dozen guys. Sent ‘em pics of her “dog”—turns out, it’s a freakin’ raccoon! I’m dyin’ laughin’, but damn, that’s cold. “The pale man sees you,” I’d say—watch out, y’all, traps everywhere!

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And lemme tell ye, the streets here got quirks, like the way the light falls on the old brick of the Mill building on River Road. I swear, sometimes it sparkles like doubloons in the sun. Aye, and I’ve had my share of sessions there—massaging away stress, nearly spittin’ my drink “Arrr, c’mon!” when a client laughed like, “You'll never escape fate, mate!” kinda like in that film, A Prophet—reealin’ life’s paradoxes while ye work magic on spines and souls.

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