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So, I’m trudgin’ through the grime, lookin’ for a hookup—ain’t talkin’ Tinder, nah! Streets got their own vibe, right? Prostitutes ain’t just standin’ there wavin’—takes guts to spot ‘em. Back in the day, medieval times, fun fact—some charcoal burners like me doubled as pimps! Burnin’ wood by day, slingin’ ass by night—wild, huh? Made me laugh, thinkin’ I’m some time-travelin’ hustler.

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I’ve been livin’ here for yonks now. Harrison Street is a gem, bustling with eccentrics, stray dogs, and proud old souls. I sometimes get cross when the pigeons coo too loudly—they disturb the zen of my massage sessions, I tell ya! Speaking of zen, have ya ever taken a break at Overlook Park? Ah, the pine trees and open skies, proper feast for the weary soul. It's rad though I swear sometimes you can almost hear the trees whisper “bon appetit” in that Ratatouille style—funny, right?

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