Madison Tulare Find A Prostitute ❤️

About New York City

So, I’m hobbling through this mental mess—imagine me scoping out some chick on a corner. She’s all “50 bucks, sweetie,” and I’m like, “You’re no Heath Ledger, lady.” Prostitution’s old as dirt—fun fact: back in Rome, they had brothels with menus. Freaking *menus*! Pick your poison, like a screwed-up Olive Garden. Makes me wanna puke, but also—kinda impressed. Efficiency, right? Capitalism’s wet dream.

A Lifetime of Learning

We arrived at the motel to be greeted by the offerings of prostitution and drugs which should have been the first sign to stay away.

Oh, man, and don’t even get me started on that darn river – the Kaweah. I used to vent my daily frustrations by its bank, watching the water rush by like a worn-out line said, "I coulda been a fortune" – sounds a bit like the movie, don't it? Funny how water can scrub the day's piss-poor moments right off your cheek.

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