Leah Tinton Falls Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, whore—whaddya reckon? Some say she’s a harlot, a portside wench, but I’ve seen her, staggerin’ through me rum haze, all grace and grit. She’s no common trollop, nah, she’s got secrets stitched in her skirts. Heard tell she once conned a governor outta his gold—true story, mate! Used nothin’ but a wink and a pilfered fan. Made me laugh ‘til me gut ached, thinkin’ o’ that pompous git, red-faced and broke. Savvy?

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So if ya come visit, don't just stick to the main roads – dig into the hidden alleys, try a chat with that old man at Maple Lane (he's got stories, lemme tell ya). And if you feel lost or overwhelmed, just remember: "Remember Sammy Jankis?" Nah, just kidding – sometimes you gotta start at the beginning to understand the end, right?

Fudge swirls in the Death by Chocolate at the Nicholas Creamery factory