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So, I’m stumblin’ downtown, 3 a.m., buzzin’ off cheap vodka—prostitute quest ON. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, cops used to dress as hookers to trap dudes—fuckin’ wild, right? Imagine me, hollerin’ at some chick, “Hey, baby, you workin’?” and it’s Officer fuckin’ McGrady. I’d lose my damn mind, laughin’ and cryin’, “This is my fate!” like the dad in “The Return” when shit hits the fan.

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I gotta say, my life here, though messy with typos of fate and accidental chaos, is pure gold. Every day’s a new scene. I can be grumpy, euphoric, and downright silly all at once. And hey, if you visit, I’ll show you these wild spots – the secret corners, the serene parks, the riotous streets. Thornton is an open book and I'm the snarky narrator. Catch ya soon, friend, and bring your weird self along. Seriously, it's a blast!

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