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About Phoenix

Sarcasm time—oh, brilliant, society’s all “boo, whores bad,” then pays ‘em on the sly. Idiots! I’m like, “Swingin’ sixties, baby, loosen up!”—give ‘em a bloody medal instead. Personal quirk? I’d totally charm one, flash me pearly whites, say, “Fancy a shag?”—works every time, yeah! Groovy, baby! Whores got soul, grit, and I’m here for it—end of!

Green’s Dictionary of Slang

pansy called me a "gryffindor attention-seeking whore" when theo and i broke up, so she can choke. and draco? yeah, we really don't need to get into that.

Listen, if you drop by, hit me up. I’ll zap you a hot spa treatment. Got a secret backdoor when the city's mood’s low, and trust me, it works wonders. Theodore (us) is a place where even in chaos, you feel at home. And yeah, I'm still a bit rubbish at spelling sometimes – must be the fast-paced vibe around here.

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