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But nah, it’s got perks—quick bangs, no strings, pure mischief. I’m chuffed when it works, like, “I am a god, you dull creature!” Hooked up with this Midgardian once—total fire, right? Met at a dodgy bar, she’s all “wanna smash?”—I’m like, “Darlin’, I’m Loki, I don’t kneel!” We’re at it in 10 mins flat. Little secret? Sex-dating’s been around forever—Romans had “lupanars,” brothels with menus, mate! Swipe-right vibes, just no phones. Surprised me, that—history’s hornier than us!

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So, check it out: you stroll down Spanish Springs Blvd and BAM – there’s the park, the restaurants, and a damn vibe that gets your blood pumpin'. I remember one day, I was strollin' near Lakeridge it was all hustle, people chattin’ up, lovin’ life, while I was droppin’ knowledge on lovin’ (my thing, ya know?) – a true sexologist's playground. Man, the energy's just infectious!

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