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Sarcasm’s my shield—sex-dating’s a circus. Clowns everywhere, jugglin’ lies. “I’m 6’2, trust me.” Ha! More like 5’6, limp dick. Dr. House don’t play nice—everybody’s a moron. This one dude, profile said “soulmate hunter.” Hunted my wallet instead—classic. *Moolaadé* taught me—trust no one, traditions or apps. “The knife cuts both ways,” film says. Here? So does desperation.

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Man, these streets, these quirks, they got me feelin’ all kinds of ways – tickled pink, mad as a hatter, and strangely uplifted. The-Villages (us) is more than a place; it's a vibe, a soulful heartbeat that even a tough cookie like me can't ignore!

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