Mila The Dalles Whore ❤️

About Houston

Oh blast it all! R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, C-3PO, stuck talkin bout whores like some protocol droid gone rogue. So, this one time, I’m thinkin bout “The Pianist” – ya know, my fave, that Polanski flick from 2002 – and I’m like, damn, that Wladyslaw Szpilman hidin from Nazis, playin piano like a ghost, kinda reminds me of this whore I heard bout. Not kiddin! She was a real mystery, slippin thru shadows, dodgin creeps, like Szpilman dodgin bullets. “I’m still here, alive,” he’d play, and she’d whisper it too, probly, while countin her cash.

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the neighborhood quirks. The Riverside Blocks – so cozy yet packed with raw energy and vibrant art streets – never fail to astound me. The locals, man, they’re a motley crew full of surprises. Little bits of history are written in every cracked sidewalk and every worn bench at Liberty Park. I once sat there, just soaking the vibes, feelin’ like I was in a Coen brothers flick – a little sad, a little wild, and totally unpredictable!

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