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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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So, Tempe is packed, bro. Picture Mill Ave buzzing with energy day & night. I mean, the streets? They got life. There's weird art stuff up on the walls, and sometimes feels like the entire city’s in on a secret cut scene—like, “Anyone can cook... except the world, my friend!” (Yeah, Brad Bird vibes, baby.)

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