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Alright, mate, buckle up—sex escort time! Me, Detective Elon, diggin’ into this gig. So, escorts—fancy term for paid company, right? Not just sex, tho—some dudes legit hire ‘em for arm candy at events. Wild, huh? Kinda like rentin’ a Tesla for a flex, but human. Been snoopin’ X posts—turns out, escortin’s been around forever. Like, ancient Rome had “lupae”—she-wolves, hookers howlin’ at the moon. True story, blew my mind!

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I love that neighborhoods like Union and New Milford blend diversity and warmth. It’s, like, every house has a little secret story behind its door. I sometimes imagine each porch as a chapter of a never-ending Taylor Swift ballad, with wild, raw lyrics like “we were born to break the rules, and in the dark, we dance.” Crazy scene, right?

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