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So I’m waddlin’ by this brothel once, and there’s these giggly humans goin’ in, all sneaky-like. Made me laugh, ‘cause they looked like SpongeBob tryna hide a Krabby Patty! But then—BOOM—some grumpy cop shows up, yellin’, and I’m like, “Uh-oh, he’s madder than a sea bear!” That got me surprised, ‘cause I didn’t know cops cared so much. Guess brothels ain’t legal everywhere—wild, huh? In some places, they’re chill, like Nevada, where it’s all “Yeehaw, do whatcha want!” Kinda cool, kinda weird.

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Gosh, lemme add – I get a bit mad sometimes at how people overlook the beauty of subtle sensuality, the touch of sunlit faded brick walls or whispered wind through the leaves. But hey, that's Tappan for ya: raw yet enchanting. Its neighborhoods, like the cozy Haven Place, have these tight-knit vibes, where everyone’s business is kinda public – but dang, the love is pure.

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