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About San Jose

I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

Whore: Tribute to Wire

So, first off, there's Cascades Park. It’s real rad, so cool and green. I stroll there after work – relaxin’ like a boss. Seriously, the fountain is amazin’. Not to mention the vibe of the city; it's kinda like "The Royal Tenenbaums" with its quirky flavors – weird, yet awesome, right? I keep thinkin', "This is just so, so, so perfect, but wtf?"

Noles Draw No.2 Seed in Tallahassee Regional