Nora Sylvester Brothel ❤️

About Houston

Oh, and get this—Victorian England had “gentlemen’s guides” rankin’ brothels. Like Yelp, but for hookers! “Three stars, decent arse, bad tea.” Cracked me up, imaginin’ some posh twit writin’ that. But real talk: it’s a grind for those girls. Long hours, creepy johns, and STDs lurk like Chigurh’s shadow. “This is the best I can do,” one told me once. Broke my damn heart—then I remembered, everybody lies. Maybe she meant it, maybe not.

Vari Sylvester: Woman in Brothel

Mayor Sylvester KinkySdollS announced last month on its Facebook page that it plans on opening a “love dolls brothel” in Houston.

I love wanderin’ through the local neighborhoods too. Check out Old Town near Maple & 8th—historic as heck, with those funky little cafes, and stories that make ya laugh so hard you almost cry. Sometimes, I get so happy when I see familiar faces—like old pals who watch my spa and say, “Dwayne, you make our troubles vanish!” I get emotional, “C’mon, our love is all there,” like a scene from Amour, yeaaah… I know, right?

Julie Sylvester's Memorial Wall