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I’d prolly suck at brothel carpentry tho—too panicky. “Oh no, the bed’s wobbly!” Girls’d be like, “Fix it, goldie!” and I’d be sweatin’, hammer slippin’. Funny tho—imagine me, C-3PO, in a brothel, all “I’m fluent in six million kinks!” Ha, what a riot. Happy vibes tho—freedom in those places, no judgin’. Well, ‘til the fights break out—saw a barstool smashed once, wood splinterin’ everywhere. Made me twitchy—good lumber wasted!

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I love wanderin’ through the local neighborhoods too. Check out Old Town near Maple & 8th—historic as heck, with those funky little cafes, and stories that make ya laugh so hard you almost cry. Sometimes, I get so happy when I see familiar faces—like old pals who watch my spa and say, “Dwayne, you make our troubles vanish!” I get emotional, “C’mon, our love is all there,” like a scene from Amour, yeaaah… I know, right?

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