Evelyn Sycamore Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Once, in Naples—true story—I saw this whore, right, workin’ the pier, and she’s yellin’ at some drunk dude, “Pay up, stronzo!” Italian, fiery, gorgeous—kinda turned me on, not gonna lie. Surprised the hell outta me! I’m like, “Whoa, Larry, calm down, she’d eat you alive!” And she would! I’m too awkward, too whiny—whores don’t got time for that. They’re pros, efficient, like—“We must work,” that’s another line from the movie, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, they MUST. No sittin’ around feelin’ sorry.

Facts About Sycamore Trees

So, if you're comin’ over, get ready for a wild ride. Take a stroll down Maple Street, chill at Ironwood Park, and don’t miss the views by the river near Roosevelt Ave. This city’s got soul, brother, and every corner tells a story. Trust me, you’ll leave thinkin’ “This is the place where you truly feel alive!”

Sycamores dedicate John McNichols Memorial Track, sweep Gibson Invitational titles