Ada Swarthmore Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So, whores—ooh, they’re fascinatin’, right? I mean, they’re bold, they hustle, they don’t care what you think! Reminds me of that scene in *The Return* where the dad’s all, “You’ll understand later,” but whores? They ain’t waitin’ for later, hon! They’re out there now, makin’ moves, gettin’ paid, and I’m like, yas, queen, werk it! HAHAHAHA—*Nanny laugh*—you know that laugh, it’s my thing!

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Now, listen, I got some personal quirks too. I sometimes get mad when I see families ignoring open dialogue—like, c’mon, communicate! But every now and then, I see parents and kids laughing aloud, sharing secrets in those park benches. That’s some real-life magic, my friend.

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