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About New York City

In *Brooklyn*, she says, “I’ll never forget home”—whores prolly say that too, but home’s a dodgy bedsit with a leaky roof! Surprised me once, heard this story—some tart in London, right, used to knit socks for her punters. Socks! Like, “Cheers for the ride, here’s a woolly!” *cackle* Mental, innit? Reckon she was takin the piss. Me mate Dave swears he knew her—says she smelt like lavender and regret. Dunno bout that, sounds like bollocks to me.

So, what are sex parties actually like?

Chrissy wanted to mark her seventh wedding anniversary with her husband, but unfortunately both of them were working on that day.

So, Surprise’s heart beats on Dobson Road, right? You got spots like the Surprise Community Park, where kids laugh and couples stroll hand in hand. I’m always peepin’ these vibes—families, young and old, breakin’ down walls even if sometimes they’re smokin’ emotional cigars. Man, it ain’t perfect, but it’s raw, ya know? “Ah, la vidaw,” like the movie, where things get all tangled and messy—but still beautiful in its own weird way.

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